Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Valentines no more.
In honor of today being Valentine's Day and all, I thought I'd help out those out there who are Valentine-less. Love ain't that great, as these celebrity breakups of the past year can surely attest. RIP to all of the below, compiled with the help of Bandit.
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen (2); Ashlee and Ryan (zigga za!); Josie Bisset and Rob Estes (despite their recent foray into the ABC Family movie world); Kimberly Stewart and Talan Torriero (two weeks a relationship does not make); Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe (note to Chad: never ask the Mrs. to bankroll your comeback); Lindsay Lohan and [insert name of random, offbeat, much older "celebrity" here]; Sienna Miller and Jude Law; Nick and Jessica (way to get on the rebound train, kids); Katie Holmes and Chris Klein (Chris, this is all your fault); Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray (Soph: anyone who hooks up with Paris Hilton is not worth your time); Kelly Clarkson and the dude who was her opening act; Jen and Brad; Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora (we await the end of Bon Jovi's marriage, as he and Richie have some kind of special "I'll be there for you" connection); Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong (Sheryl, remember your Lifetime movie rules!); Paris and Paris; Nicole Richie and DJ AM; Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal; Flava Flav and Brigitte Nielsen.
Now all we can do is mourn the loss of these celebrity rag fodder generating couples and anticipate the demise of more. My hope is that Spederline calls it quits soon. For Sean Preston's sake, Brit.