Mishmash For Your Friday.

1. Per Sitemeter, someone got to me by Googling "Articles on why men don't respond to some of your phone text messages." I will refrain from answering.

2. WTF is Ryan Seacrest doing filling in for Larry King? Ugh. And he's wearing a sweater vest with his suit. A rust colored one.

3. Another odd (but not as odd) baby name--congrats to Gwen and Gavin on the birth of Kingston.

4. Did Katie Couric cry today? Or did she have a heart of stone?

5. What's with Kristin Cavallari being scoped out to be Daisy Duke in the prequel to Dukes of Hazzard? The director to be said he likes her "innocence" and beauty. Um, innocence? I'll leave it at that.

6. On a related note, yay for the beginning of The Hills this week! And, what happened to 8th and Ocean? Did I miss the season finale??

7. What's with Britney and the rollers these days?

8. I don't care that Nicole Richie likes snow cones.

9. David Silver, I expected more from you.

10. Let's close out with an excerpt from one of Britney's poems:

You come to me now/Why do you bother?/Remember the Bible/The sins of the Father./What you do/You pass down./No wonder why I lost my crown.

Is she likening herself to Jesus? Oh this would be so much to really analyze.