Ugh. Get Over It.

Per msnbc.com:

Winona Ryder skipped Cannes, and Keanu Reeves — her co-star in “A Scanner Darkly” — says it's because that unpleasant shoplifting incident still haunts her. “Robert [Downey Jr. who also appears in the film] and I were speaking of how we miss her and wish she was here because she's such a delightful person and really good actress,” Reeves told the Toronto Sun. “But, for her to be here and have to deal with all these other kinds of questions — I don't know if she's quite ready to do that.”

Come on, Winona. That was a million years ago and, really, no one cares. I don't think anyone really cared then, either. It's not all about you. So get over it. Take a lesson from Paris or Lindsay or any of the other actual "it" girls who do heinous things on a daily basis. I mean, Paris was back on the saddle the day after her sex tape was released. All you did was still some stuff from Barneys. Or Saks. See, I don't even remember and I used to be a big fan. Not to be confused with Big Fun.

And PS, when did Keanu become so well spoken?