Take a dip in the testosterone pool.

1. Kyndra has really white teeth. And really square nails.
2. I like Tessa. She’s like the Taylor of the new cast.
3. “I don’t understand the point of a clique…why would you want to let no one in and let no one out?” Um, because that’s the point of a clique.
4. "Poor Jessica,” says Cami. “Story of her life,” says Kyndra. AWESOME.
5. The Alexes are the only ones who know all the words to Ashlee’s “L-O-V-E.”
6. Hung-dizzle. Alex M. is hung-dizzle.
7. Did guys have facial hair when I was in high school?
8. WTF is Jessica doing back? Hasn’t she learned not to be part of love triangles?
9. Cameron’s not that cute. Is it because I’m in my [cough] late 20s? He kind of looks like Jordan, Heid’s ex beau.
10. I do not like Cami. She is not cute. She is a bitch. And I hate how she speaks. Racquel. Not Racquel. And does she need to say barbecue like she is a redneck?
11. I don't like the band thing, but I want Chase to love Tessa. And to unclump her eyelashes.
12. Haha, when Jessica asks Cameron how school is, she means high school. She’s still acting like she’s in high school—picking fights, stealing Cameron’s cell phone, rolling her eyes. She obvi didn’t learn her lesson with JWahl.
13. “Guys just suck," says Jessica. "They all just lie and connive…do you not know who my ex-boyfriend is?” Says Cameron, “You can’t base your opinion on our worse specimen.” Well said, dumb boy. Well said.
14. Does Cameron eat anything other than sushi?
15. Who eats Moringstar Farms at a barbecue?
16. Super and random are the new adjectives.
17. Ugh, you don’t “own” your boys, Kyndra. They just stick around because, as Tessa said, you don’t have morals.
18. Jessica saying Cameron is not dumb really means nothing to me. She dated Jason. Compared to Jason…
19. Again, where are the parents?
20. I love “butt hurt.” Kyndra is butt hurt because Cameron doesn’t like her and likes Jessica. I don’t think he likes Jessica, but if Kyndra wants to be butt hurt about it, so be it.
21. What’s with the mismatched bathing suits all over the place?
22. Breanna should not be asking LC for friend advice. Skin care advice, maybe.