She's the baddest chick (and not a whore!)

And bored in her jail cell. So she wrote you a letter (the link, for some reason, won't work...go to www.lilkim.com). Read it and write her back. Or give her a shout out. She is accepting either on her website (who's maintaining it while she's incarcerated?). It's the least you can do. She did, after all, write one of your favorite songs (Magic Stick, anyone?) which has, un-arguably, the two best lines EVER--say them with me: Had you up early in the mo'nin' moanin' or You can call your mama right now, tell her you met a thug (haha, my mom would just be happy I met someone, thug or not). This junk in my trunk ain't made for chumps...thus, no chumps need apply. Starting now.