Friday, December 16, 2005

This [kind of] just in...

Everyone thinks I should know/post about poor poor Ashlee. Looks like she couldn't deal with performing an entire live show and collapsed in an elevator (aside: what if you collapsed in an elevator and Dr. McDreamy happened to be there and gave you mouth to mouth?). No one knows what is wrong with her yet, and her family is not going to make the trip to Tokyo until she has been diagnosed with something (Younger sister complex? "Anorexia" relapse? Overdose on bad fashion/ugly pills? Electra complex?). Keep her in your thoughts and prayers.

1 comment:

Jenni said...

I bet Jessica is seething jealous that she didn't think of collapsing at a show. I'm pulling for a relapse in anorexia, maybe she hasn't eaten in a few months again.