Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Whose team are you on?

With the constantly changing Hollywood relationship scene and our inability, as pop culture mavens, not to be emotionally involved and invested in each of these "breakups" or "rivalries," we inevitably have to choose a side.

Simpson or Lachey? LC or Kristin? Aniston or Jolie? Spears or Jackson? Hilton or Richie?

The list, duh, could go on and on. How cool would it be, though, to put together an all star team line up...why relegate yourself to choosing just one side? I think a good team, for instance, would be Lachey, Kristin, Jolie, and Spears, rounded up with Hilton. Think of the drama these entourages could collectively fire up for us all. They would be forces to be reckoned with, for sure.


Jenni said...

I am totally on the following teams:

Other teams to ponder:
-Tyra or Naomi?
-Sarah Jessica or Kim?
-Aguilara or Spears?
-Bennifer I or Bennifer II?
-Mariah or Eminem?
-Courtney Love or sobriety?

sassafras said...

fyi, i dropped "irresponsibly hot" in a conversation today...referencing (of course!) myself.
the last Star i received in the mail portrayed Nick as a pansy in the face of Jessica's blow up. i'd put her on your team.

Anonymous said...

Jenni-- you and me are on the same VARSITY TEAM