She can do what she wants to do.

From the people who brought you the Hilton/Niarchos/Torriero/Stewart Bentley crash of '05, we have this.

How appropos is the headline to this CNN article from today? I mean, really, Brit. "I made a mistake" is all you can say about this? Dear, dear Brit Brit, do you not see all the different aspects of your life to which this statement can relate? Let's just name a few:

1. Jason Alexander
2. Breaking up with Justin.
3. The "no sex til marriage" virginal stance.
4. The "I have the golden ticket" t-shirt.
5. Chaotic.
6. Kevin.
7. K-Fed.
8. Spederline.
9. Crossroads.
10. Trying to be a writer (either on her website or with her mother as co-author).
11. Getting in a fight defending her sister's honor on the set of Zoey 101.
12. Barefoot in a gas station bathroom.
13. Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And more cheetos.
14. Buying (or financing) her own engagement ring.
15. Limp Bizkit. Then denying it.

Please feel free to offer more. I know they're out there.

Now, back to the article. Britney originally blamed driving with Sean Preston on her lap on the fact that she was in the midst of a "horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi." Honestly, has Brit ever been one to shy away from the 'razzi? Need I remind you all of the crotch grabbing balcony shot? She likes attention. She said she did what she did based on instinct. Haha, we all know she has bad instincts (see decisions made above).

She obviously doesn't learn from her mistakes. Or, even better, she doesn't realize that any decision she makes on her own is a bad one. At least as of late. It's like she doesn't know that banging her head against a brick wall is a bad thing. Britney, just stop.

And, in case you're wondering, having another baby is not a good idea. It would be a mistake.