The Last Thing I Needed Today...

..was a Laguna Beach marathon. On a rainy day that I had planned to spend at the pool. Especially with five loads of laundry sitting in baskets (okay, crammed in two) mocking me for the fourth week in a row, waiting to be folded.

If I had the energy and wasn't afraid of what it would look like, I'd totally sit here at full attention and liveblog every single episode of the first two seasons.

Like how Dieter and Jessica were meeting at the beach and he was late and when he showed up Jessica said, "Thanks for being so punctual and studious."

And, oh! There's Cedric, "Jason's friend."

Or:
Jessica: What is this meatball thing?
Jason: A meatball.
Jessica (looking perplexed): Oh.

Wow, [fat] Morgan just told [Molly Shannon lookalike] Christina, "Your style has improved!"

Drunk Lo is awesome. She just said she was on South Coast time.

Haha, there's a scene at Lo's Christmas party where some random kids are examining the [not so] greatness of what appears to be a brand new Razr.

Oh how I've missed these kids. And let's not forget they are the reason I even have this blog. So thanks, you overprivileged children of Orange County. This post's for you.