And The Hills has only been on for two seconds. I am going to liveblog this one, for the first time.
- I really hate Natasha Bedingfield.
- LC: when you answer the phone, you need to respond in words that are more than one syllable.
- Blane. Ew.
- Audrina is the receptionist. She should not leave the receptionist's post. What if the phone rings?
- Overacting. Overacting. Overacting. This is a reality show. Stop it! Especially you, Brian ("Jordan's friend").
- Note: next time I go to Fashion Week, be sure to wear clothes by the designer whose show I am attending.
- Heidi's dream job is being some PR guy's bitch? Stuffing envelopes? Getting sandwiches? Now we all know this is not going to last long, don't we? I mean, we're setting her up for failure. And I love it.
- Repeat: School's not right for everyone. Right. Not for stupid, unmotivated, underachievers who cannot utter a sentence without whining and/or incorporating the word "like."
- Haha, it looks like they put Lauren on JetBlue. Cheapskates!
- Brett must be really important. He has "another assistant."
- Heidi: don't tell your boss that you are nervous. What are you nervous about? Is your job hard? Um, no.
- Sink or swim, Heidi! Yes! And did you really think it was part time?
- Is FIDM a real school? Apparently so. But it's a dotcom, not a dotedu...interesting.
- Poor Lauren doesn't even get to go to a fashion show! But Anna Wintour does!
- Bad germiness to sit on the toilet and talk on the phone. Gross. But, it IS Heidi. Side note: I hope she's not stealing the show from LC.
- Where's Whitney (possibly more vapid than Heidi, though I'm not ready to make that determination this early in the season)?
- OMG why is Heidi harping on the job being full-time? What is there not to understand?? I am going to kill her.
- I hate it when people wear old school rock band t-shirts when they surely have no interest in the band. I really can't see Audrina rocking out to AC/DC.
- Brian likes boys. I've thought it since the beginning.
- "I always feel bad for you because whenever we do something you always have to work." Wwwwaaaahhhhh.
- Oh, door closes, gate closes...what does that mean?! Did Audrina and Brian do it?
- Heidi, lay in bed all day. Don't go to work. Quit. Listen to Jordan. He knows.
- Whoa whoa whoa. Jason! We were expecting it, but still a nice surprise!
- Heidi knows how to use Outlook! 9:00 start work. 6:00 finish work.
- Heidi can't go to Vegas. Heidi can't go to Vegas!
2 comments:
Looks like FIDM is about 20K a year.
The whole part time thing is so weird. And Audrina wants to be PT, too? Does anyone have bills???
You said pretty much everything I was thinking!! NICE!
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