So while I sat there and asked well thought out and well timed questions throughout the presentation (to which, at one point, my boss leans over and says he's created a monster--yes, I was that girl), the questions I really wanted to ask him could not be asked.
- Why haven't you gotten Nicole help?
- Do you like her better fat or skinny?
- Are you happy with your decision to adopt her?
- Do you like Paris? What do you think of their falling out?
- Did you think your video for "Hello" was as creepy as everyone else did? And, on a related note, how did you feel about the Starburst spoof of it?
- Do you love "Dancing on the Ceiling" as much as I do?
- Are you and DJ AM bff? How do you feel about his on again off again relationship with Nicole?
- Did you encourage Nicole to start a singing career?
Instead, I asked questions like, "Does the system automatically archive documents and, if so, how many prior documents does it keep and where are they stored?"