Lionel Richie is stalking my family.

So yesterday bizarro Lionel Richie tried to sell me software. Today, the very real Lionel Richie, in the flesh, was sitting next to my brother on the people mover at Dulles Airport. No joke. The picture above is a picture message I had in my inbox on my phone when I got out of kickboxing today.

When asked if he talked to Lionel, my brother replied, "I just said hi. I didn't say hello. Because I'm sure he's heard that one before."

I wonder if Nicole was in his carry on.