A Wedding Story.

Relationships based on sex and fame are not going to last. I promise.

I'm sitting here watching Adrianne Curry get ready to marry [my favorite Brady] Christopher Knight. I'm incredulous. How can anyone think this is a good idea? This is just one huge train wreck (and always has been). If your fiance is threatening to call off your wedding the day before, how can you marry him (not to mention the fact that you pretty much ultimatum-ed him into proposing).

You're 24. He's old. You've got your whole life ahead of you. He's been married twice. He doesn't want to get married. All of this is driving him nuts. He said so in his own words. And you, in your own words (well, from your "official blog," at least) said this: "Though what we went through to get to where we are now is something I would DO ANYTHING to take away from the public, and not let them see myself, or chris, at our worse. It all ends in the most beautiful way." Ha. Punctuation, much?
She grosses me out. She's too out there. He's so anal retentive. Maybe opposites do attract, but their relationship is so volatile. OMG the wedding planner and Chris just made Adrianne promise not to get "puking drunk" at the wedding; and Chris just said he hopes she doesn't get naked and dance on the tables at the reception. Um, you are marrying this woman and you fear she is going to do things like this. Red Flag??

This all just seems like bad bad news. As a former professional who used to deal with the repercussions of couples who entered into unions they should not have entered into, I just see disaster in this [ahem] happy couple's future. Disaster.

And, as a complete aside, what's with this new trend of subtitling shows where the people are obviously speaking English. They did it on this show, they do it on The Hills, they do it all over the place on reality tv.