Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Worst idea ever.

And other thoughts garnered from watching this week's episode of The Hills.

  1. Jordan must be just as vapid as Heidi. Getting her a puppy for Christmas? She can't even commit to a full class period. How do you expect her to take care of a dog?
  2. The whole scene about Heidi crying at Christmas because she doesn't get what she wants was classic...but too much to even address in this small space. Not that I ever cried over not getting a present, but still. I was 11 and wanted a Sony CD player, not a JVC one. You know what happens to ungrateful children in Lala's family? They get their presents taken away. And little girls learn their lessons.
  3. Lauren's mom never let the kids decorate the tree. BC she's OCD? Or bc the help did it?
  4. Jordan is such a bad actor. Yes, I called him an actor.
  5. Heidi Eubanks. Haha. That will be her name if she marries Jordan. Like that will happen.
  6. Nice Chanel bag, JWahl. Thanks to Mom and Dad Wahl.
  7. Do we know where Heidi is from? She talks about LA as though it's some far away exotic town, but I'm pretty sure she's from Laguna...which, LBH, isn't that much different.
  8. "He gets mad about the dumbest things." Raise the red flad, LC, and salute.
  9. Ouch, JEub, your tailbone is going to hurt. Trust me. Not like I just tripped over my own two feet recently and bit it big time on a brick walk way. Nope, that wasn't me.
  10. Dude, did Jason break up with Lauren wihtout breaking up with her??
  11. WOOBIE. Where the hell did that nickname come from? And why haven't we heard it before?
  12. Jason is an asshole. Come on Lauren.
  13. Heidi actually is a good friend. But not a good dog mom. Who is taking care of Bella?
  14. Damn DVR for being broken. And damn World Series of Pop Culture for having the same show/commercial schedule as The Hills.
  15. Jordan should write scripts. Telling Jason what, exactly, to say to Lauren was potentially award winning screenwriting.
  16. Heidi is polite, too! Who knew?
  17. Did Jordan tell Jason to make love to Lauren. Ew.
  18. I am losing respect for Lauren. All it takes is a kiss and some random leftover roses?
  19. HAHAHA, Whitney drives a Cadillac.

PS Cheyenne is white trash.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lala,
Did you catch on to Heidi always saying "Happy New Year's?" Wouldn't the appropriate term be "Happy New Year?" She really is a dumb blonde.

lala said...

Yes, Friend, I did notice that...you'd think I would've captured it. Thanks for picking up on it.

Miss Scarlet said...

I was impressed/surprised Heidi left with Lauren-good for her! It would be hard to leave Jason bc I do think he's HOTT.

Also, I was beaming when Heidi got the puppy bc I so want that to happen to me. But, I agree, about her mothering skills. I bet next episode we see LC walking him;)

OMG when Jordan helped Jason get dressed-I died.

Sharkbait said...

Jason is was and always will be a loser. LC needs to get her head out of the clouds. I do enjoy her but dating him will ruin her.

And you're right. The flower thing-gettin real old real quick