Monday, August 07, 2006

Learn your words.

And now for your list about One Ocean View.

  1. Anelka, Anelka, Anelka.
  2. Is it surprising that Playboy Playmate Heather is a midwestern farmer's daughter?
  3. And, speaking of: John, you're not going to find a lasting relationship, like that of your parents, with such a gal. Playboy playmates make great trophies but bad wives. You seem so much sweeter and less vapid than the rest...think, John. Think.
  4. In: John. Out: KJ.
  5. Lisa, love love love how you played off the fact that no men talk to you while you're out (perhaps your stripper vibe is coming off too strong) by saying you know you're not going to find love on Fire Island.
  6. PS Lisa is a big fat shit stirrer.
  7. Lauren is the biggest sabotaging, manipulative bitch. I hope Zack goes with his heart and does what he believes. I can't believe she told him that his second date was unprecedented and then went on to say that he and she could not give up on their relationship...what relationship is that, Lauren? The one where you get what you want and watch him sit back and feel lonely and sad. You're so sweet. OMG I want to kill her.
  8. LOVED how Zack told her to use her words and corrected her when she said "undecisive" and he told her it was indecisive and to "learn words." Ha. Their fight was one of the most annoying five minutes of reality tv ever. Zack, though, was on his game.
  9. The twins need fashion advice.
  10. In the scene where Zack is lifting weights, what's whit his hair? It looks like the back is all gray...

7 comments:

Unknown said...

I can't believe you watched this show and had so much to say about it. Was it really that watchable? I may have to check it out, but if I know a bunch of early-20's Manhattanites and Fire Island, this show will just light a fire under my ass.

Anonymous said...

You obviously have no social life...

lala said...

oh, "anonymous" commenter, it is YOU who apparently has no life. it is you who is doing google searches for "'one ocean view' lisa" on a wednesday night and spending a lot of time (ha! i even know how much) reading my blog (which i write during the work day,(ie not during "social" hours)). i don't know, though...i hear the social scene in kansas is pretty wild and crazy.

Anonymous said...

I came back to check if I was right in thinking that you would respond to my comment. I was right. You obviously don't have a social life...
Since you don't and now that I have your attention:
Why don't you spend more time doing something positive with your time, like writing about how we can all pitch in to save our environment and educating kids the positive impact they can have on our future, instead of blogging hate and negativity for people to feed off of?
Make an impact. Break the stereotypes. It all starts with one voice. If you are using your voice on this blog, use it for something positive. With your positive contribution, maybe we can eventually live in a world without fear and hatred.
I will be checking back here to see if you respond to this. If you continue to try to poison my name or anybosy else's then I'm throwing in the towel by not responding. It's just a waste of time talking to a wall.

Miss Scarlet said...

I'm just wondering how one poisons a name not known. That doesn't make sense, you're anonymous.

lala said...

hey, scarlet. i'm still confused about how i am expected to have a social life while i'm at work...i mean, am i supposed to be gallavanting the halls, making nice with my neighbors?

Miss Scarlet said...

No you're supposed to spend your days saving children and trees!