"Were not good friends and were not enemys"

Sic.

Jason Wahler is brilliant. I tell you, Laguna Beach and The Hills did not do this genius justice. MTv totally played up the dumb, high school drop out, incapable of speaking a coherent sentence, unable to understand simple ideas thing to make LC's ultimate choice (Jason over Paris) more believable. Or not.

Please go and read Jason's manifesto about why he and Lauren broke up. It's awesome. To do my usual breakdown of all things wrong would take too long, so I leave it for you to read, at your leisure. Once you have finished, and if your head is not hurting, please go on and read his other MySpace blog entries. Of special interest should be the inside jokes he has with his random buddies and his answers to FAQ.