Friday, December 23, 2005

Be Dazzling!


Oh dear. Tana from The Apprentice does Bedazzler commercials! Guess that's what you have to resort to after The Donald fires you.

And she's very enthusiastic. You can do so much with rhinestones! Why pay $250 for a pair of rhinestone encrusted Seven jeans (um, because they make your ass look awesome) when you can buy a $15 pair of Lee jeans and bedazzle them (and, LBH, Swarovski crystals are just a tad different than the "order now and you'll get" rhinestones)?? Tana thinks that it is preposterous to not bedazzle for yourself!

You can make collars for your dogs! Or embellish wifebeaters! For just pennies, you can look like a million bucks! Oh, she didn't say that, but what a good slogan...

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