Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Chris Klein needs to be something other than...

...an idiot. I mean other than Katie Holmes's ex-boyfriend. He was apparently recently interviewed by the Associated Press (for what reason I do not know) and said, regarding his relationship with Kate (because we all care and want to hear him keep talking about it):

"Her and my relationship is a time in the past. And it's a time that I'll always look back with in fondness, but her and I have moved on, and she has a separate life and I have a separate life. And it's better that we keep it that way."

Okay, I am calling Jenni the grammar police on this one. She would never date this dude (for more reasons than this, I hope). Look at that statement. There's just too much wrong with it. Aside from the fact that he's an imbecile.

In the same interview, Chris said that he wouldn't be sending the future Mr. and Mrs. Cruise (will she be called that, even though it's not Tom's real last name?) a baby gift or any congratulations when their spawn is born. Um, did anyone expect him to send something? Or call her? Maybe he should sneak into the nursery and talk to the baby right after its born. Ha, that would be funny.

First of all, why is he getting interviewed in the first place? What does he have to promote? I think the answer to that is nothing, unless he's promoting the fact that he used to be Katie Holmes's ex-boyfriend.

Once they have his attention, why do reporters ask him such stupid questions? They know the breakup wasn't pretty. They know he has resentment and anger issues. They know his answer is going to make him sound like an ass/idiot. Well, it does give us something to talk about.

3 comments:

Bordenia! said...

Nobody would want to steal the alien first child of Tomkat. Not that anyone would:
a)care
b)know (if you have to have a quiet birth then can't talk to the child or a week or whatever, then I guess you can't scream for help.)

lala said...

i don't want him to steal the kid, just talk to it so its whole quiet birth thing will be null and void.

lala said...

i don't want him to steal the kid, just talk to it so its whole quiet birth thing will be null and void.