A smorgasbord.

Because I didn't have one single source of inspiration today, I am giving you a hodgepodge of news.

MAKING NICE: George Lopez sending Jessica Simpson flowers to apologize for wisecracks he made about her ex, Nick Lachey, at the People's Choice Awards earlier this month. Why is he sending flowers to Jessica and not apologizing to Nick (ie the one who obviously got the raw deal in this whole thing)?

LEGAL HIT: Jamie-Lynn Sigler and her estranged husband, A.J., suing a Seventh Avenue fashion house for allegedly using their pictures in a fashion spread without permission. Do these people have nothing better to do than to scour magazines and newspapers for illegal use of their images? Seriously. I thought A.J. was busy partying it up with the above mentioned future ex husband and Jamie-Lynn was...well, who knows.

IT'S A GIRL: Pregnant Brooke Shields telling People magazine that she and husband Chris Henchy are expecting another daughter. The couple are already the parents of two-year-old Rowan. Does anyone care about this less than I do?

SPLITSVILLE: Melrose Place stars Josie Bissett and Rob Estes divorcing after almost 14 years of marriage. The couple have two children. But they just made an ABC Family movie together! And seemed so happy!

MODEL MEMOIR: Kate Moss teaming with Virgin mogul Richard Branson to pen her autobiography. Um, I could write it. I think it would go something like this: "I am born. [because she's adept at the literary allusion and all]. I am discovered at an airport because I'm so beautiful. I'm skinny and people are jealous. I make the waif look popular. My face never has any expression. I do lots of coke. I am in AA and Narcotics Anonymous. Haha on the fashion industry, I never walked down the runway sober! I was hospitalized for "exhaustion." I have lots of sex (with lots of different boyfriends). And a child out of wedlock. I make friends with weird people. I am caught by someone with a video camera snorting a line. Woe is me. I lose several big modeling contracts. Then I get some back."