Sugar Daddy Revealed.

Dude, what are you thinking? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world (who obviously has very bad taste in men…hello, Billy Joel.) and you decide to get it on with a 19 year old (not to mention a 19 year old you were first attracted to when she was 17…oh, maybe he is getting lessons from BJ).

Allegedly, Christie Brinkley’s fourth husband, Peter Cook, had an affair with a 19 year old who worked at his architecture firm. Classy.

The now 19 year old says that at the time Cook made his first advances toward her, she was “naïve.” Don’t blame this on yourself, little one! You weren’t naïve! You were 18! Big difference.

Guess the guy can get some credit because, though he met her when she was 17 (and a toy store clerk, which leads us to believe that he was there either with his children or with them in mind…or else he was there stalking teenage girls who work in retail), he didn’t pursue anything with her until she was of age; and, his line was "How would you feel if I told you I was attracted to you?"

The response from the 18 year old? “Uh, I dunno.” But, per the girl, "I didn't really answer him. I was kind of thinking, 'Are you serious? Are you kidding?' I really didn't know what to do at that point." Here’s what you do: you turn around, tell him he’s being inappropriate, and immediately quit and leave. Stopping at HR on the way is up to you.

Instead, she decides that she wants to sleep with him. I mean, he is giving her money and jewelry and a car. Great gifts, no? Well, her lawyer seems to think that in his role as employer, Cook’s “generosity” constituted sexual harassment, whether the relationship was consensual or not. Interesting take there, lawyer man.

“A message left for Cook at his Long Island architecture firm Monday was not immediately returned.” Really? You’re kidding, right?

The best part of all of this is that the girl, Diana Bianchi, is an aspiring singer. Stop right there. Hello, [publicity] ho. Looking for some attention? Should’ve just done the normal thing and befriended Cook and gotten him to hire you as his daughter’s babysitter. Then you could have become friends with Christie who, duh, has some music world connections. But no. Instead you decide to sleep with her husband and then come clean to the New York Post. Great business skills.

Ok, so another good part is when the lawyer says that Diana was financially dependent on Christie’s husband…and that as long as she provided sex, she got everything she needed. The article goes on to say that this is the kind of relationship the law frowns upon when you’re an employer and an employee. How about it should be frowned upon whenever? I mean, I can think of another definition of being paid to offer sex.

To make the story even more interesting, and to embellish a bit on the “financially dependent” twist, a reliable source states that Cook used to leave wads of cash for Diana under rocks in parks. And that the two were found out when the girl’s father (who, by chance, is a cop) saw Cook at a restaurant. Apparently the dad walked up to him and said something to the effect of, “If I wasn't worried about my pension I would kill you...stop dating my daughter." And, oh yeah. Christie was at the table.